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u/Hermainioux 20h ago

How does the car smell

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u/thedude0422 20h ago

All I could think of was Buccees BBQ and farts

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u/Hermainioux 19h ago

I always get gas on road trips cause I always eat like garbage lol. Rip my wife and kids

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u/Hell_Friend 18h ago

Dad used to yell, “fart alert!” And that was the signal to get the windows down as soon as possible

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u/Born-Entrepreneur 13h ago

Fart alert is usually the click of the window control lockout

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u/IndyBananaJones2 12h ago

Hot box the whole fam

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u/Feeling-Ad-5592 6h ago

I’m currently on a long road trip with my dog (about to start day 2). I made the mistake of buying her beef jerky dog snacks. The farts have been absolutely disgusting.

So I picked up some beef jerky for myself and we’ve been battling it out as we drive halfway across the continent. So far I think I’m winning.

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u/bravesirrobin65 5h ago

Stop and get a gas station burrito. Assert your dominance.

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u/Sea-Satisfaction4656 4h ago

That’s when you wind up trusting a fart a little too much.

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u/ProsaicPugilist 4h ago

Taco Bell sells car seat liners that fold right into a trash bag when you remove them for just such an occasion.

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u/Electronic_Flan_482 3h ago

I know this is sarcasm but I want it to be true

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u/myrrik_silvermane 4h ago

Gas station egg salad sandwich has entered the arena!

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u/eye_no_nuttin 4h ago

Omfg😂😭I just spit my coffee out dying at this over here!! Omgawwwd. 👍🏼😂

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u/Se2kr 4h ago

Dog: *sniffs air *thinks “DUUDE that smells AWESOME! Where’s MINE!?!?!?”

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u/swdfsh-2 4h ago

The buccees ones are legitimately really good.

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u/Appalachian-Forrest 4h ago

With a hard-boiled egg outta the grab-n-go section!

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u/coyote1971 5h ago

Stay safe and good luck. And a late Merry Christmas

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u/Thecriticalgooch92 5h ago

Fight fire with fire 🔥

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u/Feeling-Ad-5592 5h ago

Exactly! One of the flavors I got for myself is Habanero Garlic.

About 10min after my first piece I released a hot SBD that was so bad that my dog started sneezing and spluttering and shaking her head

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u/Parker_Hemphill 5h ago

Just think of how much more sensitive a dogs sense of smell is. That poor dog is figuratively dying.

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u/allaboutmojitos 5h ago

I read the first paragraph and thought, “why would you ever do that”. Then I read the second paragraph and thought, “ok. We can still be friends”

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u/Born-Entrepreneur 12h ago

I'm not trapped in here with you, etc.

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u/TheGoodDoctorGonzo 8h ago

“Ooh this one’s gonna build some character”

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u/ismelldayhikers 7h ago

My dad says don’t feed me beef

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u/MD-YT_TTDT 8h ago

Made me LOL. That was my dad

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u/32FlavorsofCrazy 7h ago

Right after they crank the heat up.

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u/proverbial-shaft-42 6h ago

this is the way

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u/Mikelowe93 16h ago

Pity the person sitting in the middle of the rear seat.

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u/mattblack77 14h ago

Treasured memories!

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u/Wrong-Dentist-7206 6h ago

Mine would just giggle....then it hit and we all scrambled to get the windows down.

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u/Mrpeewee982001 7h ago

Jealous of the warning lol. My dad would start snickering and turn the heat up a bit, then the stench would hit the senses like a freight train going downhill.

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u/Inevitable_Ad7080 6h ago

Best method is to click open for vent inlet air from the outside, crank the fan with foot only air, and crack the perpetrators window an inch-source:smoker friend. Creates direct airflow from their butt out the window.

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u/Hell_Friend 6h ago

I am also an airflow specialist. Probably because of all the farting necessitating such things.

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u/omfgsquee 13h ago

See and my dad would just sneakily lock the windows and wait for us to all panic in his stink. 😂

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u/SpiritOne 8h ago

Are you my kid?

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u/good_enuffs 17h ago

Road trip farts are the worst. 

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u/Inevitable_Ad7080 6h ago

It'll start as In-n-Out burger farts, then transition to Buc-ees farts around Texas

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u/So-Called_Lunatic 19h ago

I made the mistake of going to a Buccees on a Saturday afternoon during the summer, and it was the single worst part of our entire week long vacation. Never again!

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u/PersimmonQueen83 13h ago

I walked out if a buccees bathroom right into a woman violently vomiting on the floor near the entrance to the bathrooms. Suddenly I decided it might be better to pass up that bbq sandwich on the way out.

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u/aztroneka 19h ago

Six of one or half a dozen

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u/ViolatoR08 19h ago

What I imagine heaven smells like.

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u/Random_Monstrosities 13h ago

My car is going to smell that way tomorrow

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u/megopolis12 7h ago

Funyons

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u/Vegetable_Bridge_276 19h ago

My gf got acented trash bags before the drive, very clutch, we also dumped trash at every gas station

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u/8amteetime 19h ago

A very good tip for those who travel cross country.

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u/BigFatModeraterFupa 16h ago

it's also just a great idea anytime you travel anywhere. Ziplock bags for your old socks and underwear, and a scented trash bag to throw everything into. Works like a charm every time

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u/Arigato_FisterRoboto 19h ago

Underrated statement. Take your trash out or your car. You have time at gas stations. And any time you go into any store or stop at any rest stop, there are trash cans. Don't get out empty handed if you have trash in your car. Anyone who has any trash at all in their car is just a lazy tub of shit.

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u/Due-Archer4859 19h ago

I…. Well goddamn man I’m sorry sometimes I am just a lil lazy didn’t know I was a tub of shit too 😔

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u/bigmoyst 18h ago

Yep believe it or not, and contrary to popular belief; a tub of shit. Completely full, and sometimes, even overflowing. Merry Christmas!

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u/Due-Archer4859 16h ago

Merry Christmas 😂😭

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u/Doubleucommadj 19h ago

Right there tubbin' with you. 👊

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u/CorruptedStudiosEnt 18h ago

As long as nobody invites Tubgirl™, I'm in.

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u/ACSandwich 17h ago

Tubbin’ it!

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u/LarryBonds30 15h ago

You know, I'm something of a tub of shit myself.

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u/Peak_Meringue1729 18h ago

I am also a tub of shit by the look of those 24+ rockstar cans in my floorboard. Meh.

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u/Evanskelaton 18h ago

I can confidently say, that I am not a tub of shit for about 1 or 2 days, every 2ish months

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u/smithers3882 19h ago

Absolutely this, plus wet wipes for freshening up at pit stops. And brush your teeth or at a minimum Listerine or other hardcore mouthwash

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u/Trraumatized 16h ago

Well fuck you too!

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u/sfdsquid 19h ago

I was with you til the last sentence.

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u/nbrown7384 15h ago

My kids definitely are lazy tubs of shit who trash the back seat of my car

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u/olijake 19h ago

What if the car is trash? Does that count too? /s

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u/vinylflooringkittens 17h ago

As a tub of shit I agrees

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u/MuhfugginSaucera 18h ago

All the people offended who keep trashy cars replying to you lol

I had a friend who dated this girl once who couldn't even see out of her rear view window. It was a mix of fast food trash, clothes, whatever. It was disgusting.

Though his truck always had like a full 10" of trash on the floor too, so I guess they were made for each other. Some people are just trashy and can't own up to it.

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u/monkeysatemybarf 19h ago

I just did a cross country drive with my dogs and the aroma was coffee and anal glands. Not sure whose.

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u/Emerald_and_Bronze 13h ago

I'd love to do a roadtrip with my dog! How long was the longest leg of the trip + ho long did you typically stay in different locations?

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u/monkeysatemybarf 13h ago

I don’t think we drove more than 10 hours on any given day. On the way out I stopped in Colorado for a few days, but the way back was just a straight shot. They are excellent little road dogs. Quiet car nappers, they were excited for every new hotel room. It made it really enjoyable to have them

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u/Sufficient-Regular72 18h ago

Smells like feet and ass I'm sure lol.

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u/iforgotmylogin32 20h ago

I both wanna know and don’t wanna know. People will act like they don’t get, but they do.

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u/Cerulean_Shadows 14h ago

Last time I did a 4 hour drive with my husband across east texas, we ate at Chubby''s. He belched and farted so bad but it was his turn to drive.... so he fucking LOCKED THE WINDOWS. I almost divorced him right there (emotionally lolol). We also played the alphabet road sign game and came around a curve to see a giant Z on a sign and both screaming it as we were neck and neck on the game. Scared or passenger to death! Best drive ever. The argument over who won is still going 8 years later.

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u/toofarfromjune 20h ago

Thank you for confirming that all of the parts we knew would suck were in fact the ones that sucked. Everything east of New Mexico.

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u/Special_Loan8725 17h ago

Kansas would be where I would fall asleep, it’s just the same shit once you pass the windmills until you get to a bit out of Kansas City.

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u/No-Fix1210 15h ago

Kansas City to Denver is the same scene over and over and over. I make that drive multiple times a year and it’s so easy to drift off. Move dangerous than people realize.

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u/Emerald_and_Bronze 13h ago

I've only done it twice (out and back) and I remember it clearly. So painful! You need to have the AUX cord and any sort of tunes or books ready to go. I remember hearing a radio station for grain or soybean prices.

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u/luistp 8h ago

With all the tariffs thing it should be more entertaining now.

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u/jessuk101 1h ago

I got pulled over in Kansas as I was going east for going 4 over (Colorado plate targeting and all) and even the cop was like “ I know there’s not much to look at out here but you need to stay the speed limit”

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u/Artistic-Battle-7597 12h ago

I have lived in Kansas my entire life, plus roadtripped to 36 states and visited two other countries, so I feel especially qualified to say that the stretch of I70 from KC to Denver (let's be real: St. Louis to Denver) is total ass.

Our state has little pockets of beautiful natural scenery, but you certainly aren't seeing those on I70.

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u/toofarfromjune 17h ago

That’s why I love my version, there’s scenery through most of it. Montana-Wyoming-South Dakota- Minnesota etc, through Chicago to family in Michigan.

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u/abcd98712345 16h ago

yes this route is amazing

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u/balfras_kaldin 15h ago

I'm sorry, what scenery are you looking at in South Dakota past the Black Hills?

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u/toofarfromjune 15h ago

There is actually quite a bit of scenery east of the black hills, and I’m not just talking about badlands. Lakes rivers creeks etc.

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u/DukeOfLizards42 6h ago

Step 1: Stare at grain elevator in distance that doesn't seem to get any closer.

Step 2: Drive for an hour and a half until you pass the grain elevator.

Step 3: "oh look, another grain elevator!"

Step 4: repeat

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u/RadChef 5h ago

I stopped to get some Sonic in Kansas, rolled my window down, it smelled like a cow shit in my mouth, immediately rolled my window back up and drove another five hours to get the hell out of that place.

I also got a speeding ticket about an hour into Kansas, forgot to pay the ticket, they issued a warrant for my arrest, haven’t been back to Kansas since. It was in 2018 so I don’t know if that’s expired now or what. I was literally going 6 mph over but the moment the cops saw my out-of-state license I knew I was getting a ticket.

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u/Vikes2016 19h ago

Driving while extremely tired is dumb. Rest next time. I have done this trip 4 times in the last a year. Same exact trip as you. It’s always a good road trip!

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u/Raider_Jonesy 14h ago

Yeah - once caught a flight early morning without sleeping prior and needed to drive for 3 hrs to my motel.

It was a learning experience. It is kind of crazy because you convince yourself you're fine - before you know it you've gone too far to find a good place to rest.

I quite literally pulled over in a random national park and just slept for 4 hrs with the aircon on. Bliss. (And I usually can't deep sleep in a car)

Take breaks - and if it is longer than 6 hrs in a day - try to plan an overnight stop. You'll be thankful for the rest and so will other drives.

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u/tenphes31 3h ago

To add to your take breaks point, I found out years ago that if youre going to road trip and see the sights, make sure to end your day in the new city. I did a road trip years ago and the first half we did that and ended in the new city, meaning we could sleep, get up the next day, and actually see the sights. But in the back half of the trip we messed up and started leaving in the morning and getting to the new city mid day. This meant we only had a few hours to try and take in the sights and couldnt even enjoy any real night life because we were on a strict schedule to leave the next morning.

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u/vee_lan_cleef 9h ago

I have never been in an accident in my life. I have almost been in three, and each time I was severely sleep deprived. I do not, ever (unless someone is dying) get behind the wheel tired anymore.

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u/LeatherfacesChainsaw 5h ago

Had a coworker working two jobs and he ended up falling asleep at the wheel and killing someone.

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u/No_Perspective_242 8h ago

Extremely dumb and unfair to other drivers who are at risk with them on the road

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u/007Superstar 13h ago

From OK City on they were both compromised and a risk to themselves and everyone on the road.

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u/Zero-lives 8h ago

I did a 9 hour after work and it felt like i was fine, i dont get sleepy driving, but that 9th hour my reaction time was a slog.  Even when you arent sleepy it's dangerous

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u/IlREDACTEDlI 8h ago

Literally equivalent to drunk driving in terms of how dangerously impaired you are.

Really really stupid

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u/Correct_Cold_6793 7h ago

Yeah like this is definitely interesting, but they weren't the only people they put in danger here.

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u/chantillylace9 6h ago

But if you take a nap on the side of the road and rest, you’ll get a ticket from the cop!

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u/TheHob290 4h ago

I 100% agree, but also, as someone who made an incredibly similar 32hr drive with a friend 5ish years ago, I think its reasonable to try it once. Its the kind of experience that doesn't seem like a bad idea until you are 14hrs in.

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u/shaolin432 20h ago

iirc all the comments on the first post were about how dangerous it was and how you’d be putting others lives at risk and you went ahead and did it anyway, when you could’ve just spent $50 for a room and arrived 8 hours later 😂

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u/c_dubbleyoo 19h ago

Or stopped at one of thousands of truck/travel stops, rest areas for free.

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u/Wet_Artichoke 8h ago

Walmart and Cracker Barrel have been known to allow cars to park overnight so the driver can sleep.

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u/beanshaken 3h ago

Yes, I drove out to Yellowstone from PA (13 yrs ago) and my bf and I slept in Walmart parking lots there and back, and a church parking lot in Wyoming when we couldn’t find a Walmart.

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u/Cal-Can 6h ago

They had to stop for fuel anyway. Morons in all honesty.

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u/The_dots_eat_packman 17h ago

At least he listened to all of us from Denver and SLC telling him not to fuck with I70 in the winter with zero sleep.

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u/hydraulix989 20h ago

Driving while tired is dumb, yes. It is equivalent to drunk driving.

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u/icefirecat 18h ago

This is what bothers me about these folks’ choice. I’m so glad nothing bad happened to them, but that’s not always the reality, and these choices increase the likelihood of things going extremely wrong.

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u/LivingtheLaws013 17h ago

Plus in their previous post they were warned not to do this and put other people at risk, but did it anyway

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u/minidazzler1 5h ago

But because it worked out for them this time they'll brag about it and act like it was skill not luck.

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u/BilboTBagginz 3h ago

I've done this drive 4 times, from Cleveland to the Bay Area and back and from Cleveland to San Diego. I don't bother trying to drive at night, even with multiple drivers and cars. I've already picked out a hotel that we'll be sleeping at, and we'll hit the road again early in the AM when we have sunlight. Some of these areas in the middle of the country have -0- lighting at night other than other cars on the road...and you can't depend on that. It's idiotic and reckless to drive out there while you're tired.

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u/Zech08 7h ago

Ah knew it ... gdamn people gambling with stupid games.

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u/BiscoBiscuit 5h ago

But they are young and therefore invincible! And will also learn nothing from this. 

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u/DubUpPro 17h ago

When I was in the marine corps I was working insane hours for a while. 5 am pt, straight to work after, work until 6-7, get home, eat, sleep ~5-6 hours if I was lucky.

I hated it, and it was not by choice. I lived about 30 minutes from work and was at work for 13-14 hours a day, sometimes even more.

There were days where I didn’t remember driving to work. I’m insanely lucky that I didn’t hurt or kill myself or someone else on the road.

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u/OXBDNE7331 19h ago

My friend fell asleep at the wheel ran a red light and ended up causing an accident (looked bad but everyone was fine)

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u/Leverkaas2516 18h ago

My friend fell asleep at the wheel and totalled his friend's car. I fell asleep at the wheel and totalled my grandma's car. A friend of a friend fell asleep at the wheel and made his sister a paraplegic.

Driving tired is a really, really bad idea.

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u/ChippyTheGreatest 17h ago

My friend's brother died because he fell asleep on the highway and swerved into the incoming lane in front of a semi

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u/TravisYersa 19h ago

Actually worse than driving drunk

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u/MillerisLord 17h ago

That really depends on how tired and how drunk. I would argue drunk is worse morally given it's an intentional decision. A lot of people have to drive tired to get home from work after a double shift, night shift, swing shift...

Driving tired might be a bad idea but driving drunk is always a bad idea.

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u/Doctor__Hammer 16h ago

Uh no it’s not?? Are you joking, that’s ridiculous

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u/otj667887654456655 17h ago

its not, mythbusters tested this

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u/Unfair_Isopod534 15h ago

can confirm.

my wife and i have a wild story of tiling our kitchen floor for 24h non-stop. bt the end of it we noticed that our dishwasher water supply was leaking. it was not fun driving to the hardware store. i regret that drive, even though nothing bad happened.

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u/tranquilovely 20h ago

I don't believe it's true, but I was always told to think "driving tired is driving while under the influence of fatigue" and although you won't get a DUI ticket(I believe), you can get reckless driving ticket.

be safe op!

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u/hydraulix989 19h ago

I'm a bit of a nerd -- a study published in Nature found that:

- 17 hours awake is equivalent in performance impairment to 0.05% BAC

  • 24 hours awake is equivalent in performance impairment to 0.10% BAC (over the legal limit in all 50 states)

Dawson & Reid (1997)

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u/sloppyjo12 17h ago

I remember Mythbusters did a driving buzzed vs tired episode, I don’t remember the exact outcome but I remember them saying doing either is a terribly bad idea

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u/SphericalCrawfish 18h ago

That tracks. 0.08 is barely noticable and I sleep 4ish hours a night so I'm by definition up 20 hours most days.

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u/TellTaleTimeLord 19h ago

This is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard

I'm a truck driver and I wouldn't even consider doing this

asks for advice in previous post, ignores advice, does it anyways

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u/Iggyhopper 19h ago

They left coastal california for ohio.

Of course it's dumb.

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u/Benny303 13h ago

Wait I'm so confused. OP says "everyone thought we were going the other way but why would we leave California for ohio" and then proceeds to describe the trip in reverse and ending in Ohio? Do I just suck at reading comprehension?

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u/Iggyhopper 13h ago

No, you're right.

The gf got off work and they exited california first.

So CA to Ohio, and OP is still so tired he couldnt comprehend he reversed the direction when being snarky.

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u/Odd-Fly-1265 4h ago

Op said “a lot of you thought we were going the other way which was very funny because who wants to leave california for ohio lol”

This is ordered correctly, as they are the people who would want to leave california for ohio, which is why it is being pointed out as funny, because who would want to do that?

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u/time_travel_nacho 17h ago edited 16h ago

As someone who was born in Ohio, thankfully moved away at 13, and had to move back for 3 years in 2014 for work, I can't imagine why someone would leave the coast for that state

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u/SlouchnTwdDeathlahem 15h ago

I moved from CA to OH because I listened to someone who was recruiting me that Ohio had real cities and was great. The city I ended up in was smaller than presented with mostly terrible food and extremely racist people. I lasted 8 months and moved back to CA at the next opportunity. Never again. 

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u/Character_Wealth4484 11h ago

I've driven through Ohio. It's all I needed to know. One thing it has going for it is it isn't Indiana.

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u/ghoulqueene 6h ago

it's beautiful but not a fun place to live. extremely high cost of living and way overpopulated. don't take what you have for granted

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u/im-not-a-fakebot 15h ago

Literally almost every other comment was saying to some effect “Make sure you actually stop for 6-8 hours for rest don’t try to drive straight there”, what does OP do? Drives straight there and taking short naps in the car while the other drives.

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u/Gnarcoticcs 19h ago

You know I am really glad you made it safe but I am shocked at how irresponsible and stupid you are.

First of all it has been made clear to you by dozens if not hundreds of people how dangerous it is to drive tired, how unreasonable the amount of time you expected to drive without real rest, the danger of such long driving shifts, the lack of safety to have one incredibly tired driver drive while only other person presumably sleeps. You didn't even mention that you would start this drive AFTER an 8 hour shift.

This shit makes me mad because you are needlessly putting yourself, your girl and anyone who comes into contact with you on the road into danger for literally zero reason. Did you even think of the possibility of dozing off for one second and drifting into the opposite lane and killing a mother or father, or a whole family days before christmas? For the sole reason of you wanted to save a few hours?

The reckless and pointless selfishness aside - what makes me really fucking pissed is that you posted your plan on reddit, where it was flagged by literally hundreds of people telling you that it was irresponsible and dangerous, people offered you alternatives, insight, logic and sense.

What did you chose to do with this wealth of info that validated that this was a stupid and ill-conceived idea? Fucking completely ignore it and go ahead with it anyway. You got fucking lucky. What you did was stupid and pointless and you did it anyway. You created so much possible danger and tragedy after being warned and with no gain. I guarantee that you lost and time you 'saved' by the recovery needed after such a taxing experience.

You got lucky. You could have killed yourself, someone you loved, or anyone on the road. Maybe you lived and killed a whole family and had to live the rest of your life with that guilt. For what? And you were warned.

Yeah ha ha I went to buckees twice tee hee. Obviously you are a young man who needs to think more critically. I really hope you can use this moment to reflect about how fucking stupid the decision you made was and how lucky you are that nothing bad happened.

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u/laralye 17h ago

I love your comment lol A+ berating in such a productive way

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u/WickedCunnin 17h ago

A motel in any of those cheap states in the middle would have been $100. They could have both slept for 10 hours in the middle of the trip. It would have been 100 times safer.

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u/Not-Going-Quietly 14h ago

Yes, that's what I, and many other people, said to OP's prior post about doing this drive non-stop. And it wasn't like there was some emergency that required them to get there in as little time as possible.

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u/ItsJustMeJenn 7h ago

I’ve done this same route back and forth a few times. You can stay a decently clean and safe La Quinta in Amarillo for literally $40 with free breakfast.

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u/Bielzebob 5h ago

Breakfast be on point

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u/Jmeson75-204 14h ago

Yep. smh at all of this couple's decisions.

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u/sykoKanesh 1h ago

Jesus, $100 for a motel?

Shit really is overpriced these days.

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u/mertchel 13h ago

Fully agree with all of your input and appreciate the sincerity. There's a reason there are rules for driving time and rest even for professional CDL drivers. Even "sleeping" while riding into a car isn't going to be a full restorative sleep session. I can't imagine how they felt when they made it - the mental and physical atrophy from skipping even one day of good REM 4 level sleep can be devastating to the circadian rhythm and all of the subconscious mechanisms our body's use to regulate themselves.

But I suspect as you they are young and will probably recover. Unfortunately, more often than not, behaviors and beliefs from any sentient being will usually only change from negative events with lasting or heavy consequences. It's hard to accept "what-if" scenarios until you actually experience one.

Again I'm not arguing with any of your comments or insight, just adding what I consider an unfortunate truth. It's hard for people to listen and consider advice if they've never experienced any trauma. It doesn't alway have to be life altering, in a lot of cases a close call is enough to change habits. And that's what I always hope for.

I consider myself lucky, I was exposed to some gruesome levels of deadly accidents right out of high school. I got to work for a retired state trooper that went into accident reconstruction and became an expert witness in fatality cases. I was able to see pictures of mangled cars and learn about speed and stopping distances and reaction times and realize just how dangerous a heavy hunk of metal floating on air filled tires at high speeds can be. Most don't realize they are flying around on highways with the force of a demolition wrecking ball and a quarter of a second of reaction time can be all the difference. It always blows my mind how close people will tailgate on a 65 mph without realizing if the car in front of you hits the brakes or swerves for an obstacle you have literally completely removed any chance for even a quarter second reaction time to make any difference. At 65mph - by the time you look up from your phone, see the possibility of an accident, analyze it and choose to make a maneuver to avoid it, (let's say all that takes one second (and that's being generous)) you've travelled nearly 100 feet. Even with perfect reaction time you have to make sure the vehicle can handle the manuever and the space around you is clear to do so. It's just not even remotely feasible to avoid something on purpose with all those constraints. At best, you might get lucky, but then again I'm not a gambling man and gambling with life and death is just ignorant.

So slow down and keep some distance. Anyways /end rant and appreciate all your points as well!

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u/morrisseysbaby 14h ago

I have nothing else to add, this is exactly how I feel seeing this post. Fucking pisses me off. Dumbass idiots are lucky they didn’t hurt themselves, let alone anyone else.

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u/PbCuSurgeon 19h ago

Op, that’s a lot of words for “I made a dumb ass decision and put others at risk with my tired driving”

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u/purplefuzz22 8h ago

OP thinks they are quirky. Hopefully their transmission goes out and they are without a vehicle for the foreseeable future so they won’t put any other innocent people in danger

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u/Sheetz_Wawa_Market32 20h ago

Glad you made it!

Still, driving when you’re so tired is not a good idea. Don’t imitate OP, other (seemingly) invincible kids!

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u/punkindle 2h ago

One time me and 3 friends drive from Ohio to Texas and we took turns driving, but my shift started at like 4am and I was so tired that I only made it 1 hour before I pulled over to rest. We didn't really think it through... I guess I was supposed to sleep when it was bright and sunny and they were playing music really loud. That was a 20 hour drive and that was rough.

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u/MasonP13 20h ago

Next time, just get a hotel, or stop along the way to take a nap in a parking lot

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u/omgdiaf 19h ago

Obligatory fuck yall for endangering people, even more so during the holidays.

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u/crumario 18h ago

I hate that I share a road with people like you when I'm out there, and I hate that I share a country with people who think going to the Walmart of gas stations is cool

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u/Primary_Tackle9312 14h ago

Agree and agree.

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u/osubuki_ 18h ago

Congratulations to the countless people you exposed to impaired drivers on a holiday weekend that lived to tell the tale. Fuck you both for deciding other people's lives were appropriate collateral for you to gamble with.

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u/glassnumbers 8h ago

thank you for saying the real thing that everyone else should be saying, these two are pieces of shit

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u/Vegetable_Bridge_276 20h ago

I also stopped at a second buccees in Missouri much to my gfs dismay hehehehe

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u/MissMamaMam 17h ago

Driving while tired is dangerous and can be akin to driving while drunk. I’m sure you noticed many signs stating this on the last leg of your trip.

It’s not a race or an accomplishment, get some sleep. Many accidents happen from people falling asleep. Please don’t do this again, it’s not funny.

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u/Pure_Expression6308 13h ago

I once hallucinated from driving too long and it started with extreme paranoia like OP described… I was so paranoid about deer, and the woods, and next thing I knew I was “driving through a herd of deer without hitting them”!

And worse, it didn’t even seem out of place, maybe because I was so expecting them?, it wasn’t until later that I realized I didn’t really drive through a herd of deer. I didn’t even feel like I shouldn’t be driving.

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u/MissMamaMam 13h ago

Tired at that level is a whole different playing field really. I once had to drive home after work & it’s like my brain was telling me “it’s okay, close your eyes. Just for a little, that’s normal” and I did. I swerved and my adrenaline kicked in.

And I did a similar road trip to OP. I stopped at a hotel but something about long distance driving in Kansas is sooo boring, I noticed myself getting tired & things felt foggy. We pulled over, I slept for an hour then grabbed a coffee & we decided to shorten the day and find a hotel soon

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u/BingpotStudio 13h ago

I worked a job that drove me past exhaustion and kept having minor car accidents when parking because I stopped functioning.

This trip is so dangerous.

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u/mediumunicorn 16h ago

That was such a wild ride to read, I can’t believe this popped up on r/all.

As someone who loses my damn mind at anything more than 5 hours (as either passenger or driver), this sounds like personal hell. Glad you made it safe.

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u/dev-246 19h ago edited 15h ago

Hopefully you both won’t feel the need to do this again 😞

It’s one thing to risk your own life, but there were tons of other families on the road. Driving on zero extremely little sleep is no joke. You could have killed someone the day before Christmas..

Edit: sleeping in a moving car doesn’t provide the same amount of rest as sleeping in a bed. they were sleep deprived, OP alludes to this multiple times in their post.

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u/Ink7o7 19h ago

But they did sleep…?

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u/Kibbles_n_Bombs 19h ago

With two of them they both could sleep plenty. I did this 48 hours straight with another drive.

LA to east coast of NC then to Block Head Island without any real stops.

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u/mikeyx3x 16h ago

Sleeping in a car as a passenger while someone sleep-deprived drives, and then switching off with them, is not a very safe idea, as someone mentioned in the original thread. Did you read how many times OP mentioned he wasn't comfortable and barely slept and how when you're in a car you definitely won't sleep the same as in your bed? And how much more falling asleep at the wheel could cause then simply sleeping at your house? This is NOT a "good" recommendation to make to ANYONE. Just because you made it doesn't mean everyone will. How many people drunk drive with no issues, and how many do?

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u/kyrev21 16h ago

and stopping at a hotel for even six hours would've vastly simplified the drive by allowing them both to sleep. They put themselves through hell for nothng

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u/Nippon-Gakki 17h ago

Team truck drivers do this for a living. They have a better place to sleep but as long as the relief driver felt rested each time they switched, it’s not unsafe.

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u/Pale_Row1166 16h ago

They have literal beds in their cabins, very different from a front seat of a sedan

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u/WheneverItIsTold 17h ago

I drove 20 hours straight a few months ago. I left at midnight after being up since 8am. I do not recommend.

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u/huskajmp 18h ago

Nah - I did this same thing in 2005, Raleigh to S.F. We slept when we weren’t driving. Youth is an amazing thing - if I tried that shit now I’d probably die.

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u/Grouchy_Air_4322 19h ago

This sub is low-key depressing, with how dangerous of situations people put themselves in on the road. If it's just you, whatever, but don't put everyone else at risk. Pull over and sleep

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u/I_eat_mud_ 18h ago

I feel like I'm being gaslit cause they explain in the post the sleeping schedule, don't they? They explain how one sleeps while the other drives?

The fuck are y'all on about? Just need a reason to be angry? Like I don't get it lmao

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u/Grouchy_Air_4322 17h ago

Guy tried to put diesel in his tank. Your quality of sleep in the passenger seat of a car on the interstate is abysmal. Yall need to do a better job keeping yourselves safe, for everybody else's sake

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u/Zealousideal_Ad8500 14h ago

For what it’s worth I would have been confused too since diesel is also green here. Anyone could have made this mistake if it’s something they are not used to.

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u/Mobile_Masterpiece43 14h ago

You don't know the quality of their sleep. You weren't there. Just cause you can't get good sleep doesn't mean no one can. I can't sleep in any vehicle but my brother can pass out in 5 minutes.

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u/baconandbobabegger 17h ago

In California diesel is a green hose. OP also said he didn’t expect diesel to be black. Some states have differences that surprise people when they don’t ever drive in other states. My first time trying to pump my own gas in NJ was equally as confusing, prior to it being allowed. Sometimes things aren’t also clues to a bigger conspiracy. They just happen.

Had OP given any clues in their post to driving erratically I could understand the sleep police but they seemed extra vigilant. Moreso than most drivers.

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u/PostNutt_Clarity 17h ago

These people would have an aneurism if I described my trip to Ireland. I had to do so much driving on so little sleep.

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u/Azguy303 17h ago

I made basically this same drive (Toledo to Tucson) with my dog a few years ago, so a little shorter then yours. I did it in 30 hours only stopping in West Texas for 3 hours for a nap during heavy thunderstorms.

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u/JerryNotTom 16h ago

Have done this solo, AZ to East North Carolina 2500 miles, 41 hours door to door. Had to stop for sleep around hour 28/30 and slept for 6 hours. Loves gas stations are always the best, clean bathrooms, stocked shelves, friendly attendants.

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u/Sufficient-Exam-8668 19h ago

Any time you think about doing this, just remember the phrase” blink twice and you’re dead.” Wanna cut time? Keep fuel stops to a minimum, pack a cooler. I drive a lot, on call emergency services. Often 10-16hours one way. Don’t be too proud to pull over and sleep along the way, 15-20 minute naps and a change of clothes / socks / underwear goes a long way too. Tricks like rolling windows down, don’t really do much. Drive safe and enjoy! Andddd check your tires and fluids before you go!

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u/DangItB0bbi 19h ago

You and your girl must love making bad decisions. Moving to Ohio and driving 34 hours.

For you to have done it alright you needed special toothpicks or jet alert pills. Special toothpicks would work best.

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u/shewantsthedeeecaf 5h ago

Even worse they’re moving to Kentucky. I thought maybe Cincinnati which is a really cool city. No no. Kentucky 🥴

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u/NoDryHands 19h ago

The fog in the Midwest was crazy yesterday. I could barely see past our driveway from the house, couldn't imagine driving in it!

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u/OtrLefty 19h ago edited 18h ago

No way you took that 80 route I woulda cut through Arizona and gone up from there that way . That 80 route must be brutal I’m a truck driver only reason I’m saying that I don’t even drive my truck out that way during this year cus last thing I want is me part of those 100 car crashes Edit : I’m glad you took the route you did. I didn’t read everything you wrote glad you guys made it safe happy holidays

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u/GPA_Moses 19h ago

Surely this update is ragebait

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u/romansamurai 6h ago

Nah. OP sounds exactly like the entitled and careless individual that he is.

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u/yt1300pilot 19h ago

Stop and rest,fatigue is a major contributor to accidents.

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u/DanielGuriel75 19h ago

So you being so loopy that you almost put diesel in the car is why this was a bad idea.

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u/kevinc7343 19h ago

Why would you do that. Life is a journey. There are so many beautiful an interesting people and thing to see on these routes.

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u/Big_Donkey3496 20h ago

It’s dangerous and zero fun.

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u/YouSoGrouchy 18h ago

The part about Texas made me laugh because the panhandle is a small part of Texas 😂. Try driving on I-10/I-20 from border to border. It's a looonnnnggg drive.

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u/Efficient-Use-6456 19h ago

Imagine being so excited to get to Ohio that you don’t even stop for a night. (I moved from CA to OH and lasted 9 months before moving to NYC)

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u/Agreeable_Analyst279 20h ago

I drove back in 2000 from houston to Washington Seattle straight 36 hours , so ya it can be done as long as you can keep urself awake.

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u/master_hakka 20h ago

I’m just glad no one got hurt. Young and dumb is the time for this, I guess. But fucking OHIO?!

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u/Ancient_Pineapple993 19h ago

Cincinnati is surprisingly nice.

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u/PaddyBoy1994 19h ago

As someone who lives and works there, can confirm. Decent public transit system, too. I'm one of the mechanics who keep the Metro buses running.

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u/Hnry_Dvd_Thr_Awy 19h ago

Diesel nozzles do not fit in gas cars’ fuel fillers. Too big. 

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u/GarmeerGirl 18h ago

I’m confused if you drove from Ohio to California or California to Ohio. You say who would want to leave CA for Ohio but then say when you left CA entered AZ then New Mexico so I’m confused.

Second, do you mind sharing the make and model of our mid size SUV and how it handled the drive?

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