r/nextfuckinglevel 5h ago

He didn’t even believe he did that

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u/bradpitt3 5h ago

Lionel Messi walks away in tears.

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u/PeaceAlien 5h ago

This random guy is my goat

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u/NoCollection7232 3h ago

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u/SupermassiveCanary 2h ago

All those years playing hacky sack at lunch in high school finally paid off.

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u/snoopervisor 1h ago

Deadpool: "Pelvis to pelvis"

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u/unkownuser47 4h ago

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u/Aleashed 2h ago

When he plays against a black team😭

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u/dotesdoto 4h ago

Salt Bae now wants a picture together with this man.

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u/Temporary-Truth-8041 2h ago edited 1h ago

And CR7s hard on his heels

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u/NuklearniEnergie 4h ago

Nope, this guy just got really lucky. You can see that he's just kicking it randomly with no control over it whatsoever. Messi wouldn't even acknowledge this guy if he met him on the street.

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u/souleater8764 4h ago

Kid named baited

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u/Dartego 2h ago

you?

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u/beartheperson 3h ago

I bet you're real fun at parties

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u/NeonSuperNovas 2h ago

"The name's Obvious...Captain, Obvious."

u/RenmazuoDX 48m ago

Take it away Buzz Killington !

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u/No_Signature5228 5h ago

Isn't this 10 years old ?

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u/s73v3m4nn 5h ago

Probably, but who cares?

u/GayWarden 58m ago

Hey at this point if its not ai, that's a win.

u/OpeningSpeed1 29m ago

Gotta appreciate the little things in life 

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u/Finchyy 3h ago edited 3h ago

People who are interested in upholding standards for the quality of content we see on the Internet.

The person who uploaded this to TikTok and claimed to be the person in the video should be booed and shamed for misleading people for clout and/or money, not rewarded. They could just as easily have put a caption like "Look at this old classic".

I understand your position, though.

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u/s73v3m4nn 3h ago

Lighten up. Life is so very short.

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u/Public-Cod1245 1h ago

No kidding.

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u/patiperro_v3 3h ago

I admire your spirit. But dead internet is here, this is a lost battle.

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u/DemonKyoto 2h ago

'upholding standards for the quality of content we see on the Internet' give me a fucking break you're over 2 decades late to the party for that shit and you're on reddit, the least quality place around that doesn't have "chan" in it's name rofl

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u/nsfate18 2h ago

Honestly I get the argument both for and against you. But I'm with you. This is innocent, but we're going to get to the point (we're already there) where there will be harmful misinformation because we don't know if an article or news event is a current event or from 5 years ago

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u/Severus-Gape 1h ago

If you spent a single second living in the real world you’d realise what happens on the internet is not of enough consequence to write such a wanky comment as yours.

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u/Fresh_Peace_328 1h ago

Wait, are you being serious with this comment?

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u/BeatnixPotter 3h ago

I care.

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u/wsbautist420 3h ago

Me too.

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u/Blackberry0625 1h ago

Me three(I just wanna be downvoted)

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u/wsbautist420 1h ago

Haha! I was just making a joke. I know Reddit doesn’t get jokes.

u/MoistStub 43m ago

You forgot to make it funny

u/justmovingtheground 13m ago

Key ingredient.

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u/SunnySpot69 5h ago

At least it's real and not AI slop.

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u/Pornfest 4h ago

Exactly what I was thinking to myself 😭

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u/cjsv7657 3h ago

Yep pretty soon AI is going to start remaking videos we know are old and we'll have to start questioning our memories.

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u/Insomniac1000 1h ago

oh my god. Just like that news report showing a funny police sketch of a criminal. I've already seen so many variations of that original video and people who aren't aware are falling for it. It's over.

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u/Ghede 2h ago

I'm pretty sure they have AI's that can reupload videos and add new music backing and some new subtitles. It's like saying "It's not catfood, it has real meat in it"

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u/Eckish 2h ago

This stuff will continue to randomly happen, but no one will believe the videos anymore.

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u/SteveGoossens 5h ago

Old, but gold

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u/z3r0l1m1t5 4h ago

Aren't you 10 years old?

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u/itstoodamnhotinnorge 3h ago

Youre probably more than ten years old and some people still probably want to see your annoying face

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u/TheDorkKnight53 2h ago edited 2h ago

Well, Tosca isn’t for everyone.

Edit: wait, the music in the clip is from Mission Impossible 5, not Quantum of Solace. Crud.

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u/Fresh_Peace_328 1h ago

Why tf does that matter? Are we only allowed to post stuff that happened yesterday?

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u/Zuzu12121 2h ago

No it’s not. It’s timeless!

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u/553l8008 1h ago

That plastic bottle is probably under 100feet of trash in a Chinese landfill at this point

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u/justsmilenow 3h ago

It ends with him pointing at the camera.

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u/LikeGeorgeRaft 4h ago

Not legal yet 😔

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u/locus01 5h ago

Pele incarnated...

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u/catsgoprrrrr 4h ago

I never tire of seeing this hackey sack legend.

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u/Flomo420 2h ago

Those 3 years of college did pay off!

u/r21174 28m ago

Crying in debt..

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u/emmasdad01 5h ago

And that is how you become a legend

u/MZ603 8m ago

Pretty sure I’m known as a legend in the pizza shop I worked in during college. At the very least, I’m a cautionary tale. I instinctively tried this with a falling knife and it sliced my hand good when I tried to catch it after two vollies with my feet. The owner refused to let me see the footage. Six stitches for a pretty small, but deep, cut.

“There is no handle on a falling knife”

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u/ASouthernDandy 4h ago

That isn’t chance, that’s years of coordination firing in half a second. You don’t heel-flick a moving object into a bin by accident. Absolute piss-easy only if you’ve got insane body awareness.

...

Or yeah, maybe it's just chance. Probably chance.

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u/tmacnb 3h ago

In that moment he confirmed what he knew his entire life, he is in fact the world's greatest athlete and sex machine.

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u/Addition-Obvious 1h ago

Aren't we all?

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u/Bourbon_Cream_Dream 5h ago

The (just a bit off to the side of) streets don't forget

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u/Se2kr 3h ago

This dude hackey sacks

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u/Antique-Ticket3951 3h ago

He's British so probably doesn't even know what a hackey sack is

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u/father_sogol 1h ago

Oh man I literally just posted verbatim the same post. You beat me by 2 hours. Deleted. 🫡

u/Se2kr 49m ago

Don’t worry, there was someone else before me that mentioned hackey sack too, just not what I said. Glad you’re here though!

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u/Lando249 5h ago

Almost as good as Beth Mead in 2022

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u/Love-Marvin 4h ago

The moment you find out,you got a talent hits hard

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u/NeedleworkerExtra915 5h ago

He should go pro.

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u/fandamplus 1h ago

First he needs to make it to regionals..

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u/Meister-Schnitter 3h ago

Pavarotti would be proud

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u/xmer33 5h ago

That split second of disbelief before reality hits is priceless.

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u/toejam78 3h ago

This dude has hackeyed a lot of sacks

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u/dustyd22 1h ago

What song is this? I want to listen to it when I wake up. lol

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u/dustyd22 1h ago

Nevermind. Shazam'd it. Turandot: Nessun dorma! by Luciano Pavarotti

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u/laytblu 4h ago

Is he trying to throw more bottles at the end?

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u/strongofheart69 4h ago

The can goat

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u/macrohatch 4h ago

He is an ex-pro football player

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u/justsmilenow 3h ago

I like how they cut it just before he pointed at the camera. Also, isn't this from 2010-ish?

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u/GreenLurka 3h ago

There is a reason we play hackie sack in school people, this!

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u/Felho_Danger 3h ago

He'll be riding that high for days

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u/scorchedneurotic 3h ago

I liked when audience cheered when it appeared on Have I Got Sports For You lol

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u/ResurgentOcelot 3h ago

Yes, every once in a while my hackey-sack skills also prove useful.

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u/TheAnimalFarm1891 3h ago

Trashcan Messi

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u/rock_and_rolo 3h ago

And then they got married.

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u/super_chaotic_turtle 2h ago

Someone should edit it to make it look like he entered the Avatar state. That’s clearly what happened.

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u/Able-Pain-2442 2h ago

Stoner foot juggling paid off .

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u/Venus_Cat_Roars 2h ago

Give that man a Hacky Sack!

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u/velo_dude 2h ago

Someone played Hacky Sack back in the day, and it shows.

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u/Proper-Parsnip-5585 2h ago

This is what peak male performance looks like, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

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u/hotsunami 2h ago

And now he needs a doctors appointment!

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u/whooptheretis 2h ago

Not saying it was staged. But still why were they recording?

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u/Jokkitch 2h ago

I was not familiar with your game

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u/IMovedYourCheese 2h ago

Imagine the pain of all the people who do shit like this but don't have the evidence to back it up.

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u/lurkingowl 1h ago

“When you and Woody Harrelson are acting in a scene together, are you sad that somewhere there’s a sack not being hackied?”

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u/SecondEqual4680 1h ago

This guy sacks

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u/lo_fi_ho 1h ago

Op is a bot. This video is years old

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u/knitknitterknit 1h ago

Good job, Shoenice!

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u/ProtectTheHell 1h ago

If that didn't get him laid that day, then I have 0 chance.

u/TheCheat- 57m ago

If I pulled this off I would never stop showing it to people

u/Travelguide0 56m ago

Fut ball

u/o-o- 46m ago

He finally kicked the can.

u/fulldarknostarz 39m ago

Hacky sack bro

u/Willing_Acadia990 37m ago

Before AI. 🙂

u/Armand_Roulinn 28m ago

What a lock to have that recorded.

u/New-Border3436 13m ago

Give this man a hacky sack!

u/archtopfanatic123 12m ago

Stuff like this is such a good day maker

u/Happy_the_Cat2 9m ago

Bin there done that

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u/Doomzuk 2h ago

believe

believe

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u/kkaauu 4h ago

Staged!

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u/Ratlyflash 4h ago

Lol 😂 🙈

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u/No-Strike-2015 4h ago

AI staged this to be performed by a human.

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u/kirby636 3h ago

Ai

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u/iwearatophat 1h ago

This video is like 10 years old.

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u/nj-88 5h ago

"nextfuckinglevel"

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 5h ago

Well yeah, an accidental but impressive bit of dribbling from an out of shape dude caught accidentally

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u/CatKungFu 5h ago

Trump is good at something then!