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u/IndPolCom 4h ago
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u/blackcray 3h ago
They are absolutely going to recreate this photo in 18 years.
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u/AdministrativeCopy54 1h ago
they gonna recreate it before gta 7? funny joke man
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u/Skizot_Bizot 1h ago
You know that's probably before gta 6 too and you just don't want to admit it. It's never coming.
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u/NebulousArcana 4h ago
Why didn't I think of that....
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u/Starlintern 1h ago
Remember it next time 👍
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u/Chief_Mischief 1h ago
Fine, I'll just put "rebirth so I can telepathically tell my dad to burrito next to my cocooned newborn ass" on yet another list of unrealistic millennial expectations... /s
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u/Starlintern 1h ago
Brother I meant with your next child if your young and financially strong enough for another one.
And also I am 15 dude, this was supposed to be a nice thing like "theres always a second chance for good things like this sweet little photo" because I thought the post was cute and the guy on the comment wanted this kind of photo with his or her child.
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u/VoluptuousSloth 3h ago
I have the cutest pic of my girlfriend in a tortilla blanket wrapped up. Except she's my ex now and destroyed me emotionally and now I'm drinking vodka at a 9 AM
Wait, what were we talking about?
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u/shadownights23x 2h ago
Your ex
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u/nocreativename__ 4h ago
She’s better than me. I’m not trying to get up that soon after birth
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u/Not_Enough_Thyme_ 1h ago
The doctors fully forbade me to stand up for 24 hours. (It was also a c-section so idk if the rules are different)
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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance 49m ago
Very different. I was able to walk out of the hospital holding my baby 3.5 hrs after a vaginal birth. C sections are much much harder on the body than a "normal" delivery.
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u/sunburnedaz 38m ago
There is no way this is not her idea.
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u/nocreativename__ 25m ago
She’s still better than me then lol cause I wouldn’t think of this is my whole point. I’m not implying it’s his idea
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u/nlamber5 4h ago
Plenty of hospitals expect you to get out of the bed right after birth to bring you to your room instead of leaving you in the delivery room.
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u/iwearatophat 1h ago
The hospital we had our baby at had us caring for the baby that night and not nurses in some baby area like you see on TV. You couldn't keep my wife in bed when our baby cried, I know because I tried.
Every birth is going to be different but I didn't think much of this when I saw it because my wife was moving around at this point.
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u/nlamber5 1h ago
Hospitals kinda lost their minds there for awhile and was eliminating everything that was natural about child birth, but they’ve been switching back recently to less extreme measures that normally lets mommy recover sooner.
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u/iwearatophat 57m ago
They told us it was about forming an early bond with our child. To keep him near. Also, we could call nurses for help but they wanted us to try on our own first. So it was a little bit of a training session.
Or it could have been cuts with a good PR spin that both my wife and I bought.
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u/nlamber5 54m ago
I honestly think it’s both a cost saving tactic and is also better for Mommy and Baby (Daddy too if it works as training)
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u/iwearatophat 22m ago
It was useful. I'd never changed a diaper before, not like it is rocket science but still you are nervous about it. Plus, having nurses nearby as you find tar black poo in the diaper was handy. I was expecting it from the books but it still throws you.
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u/ikilledholofernes 38m ago
It also helps a lot with establishing breastfeeding. Those early hours are really important for getting all that started.
My hospital had baby stay with us, which was my preference and we would not let him out of our sight, but we did have the option of having the nurses take him. That just wasn’t the default.
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u/Basshead4eva 3h ago
For some reason, he looks so fucking stupid in the hat.
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u/signofthecrow1 3h ago
The whole world knows he’s balding so why does he think the hat is magic??? Who the hell wears a hat in bed even for just a picture
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u/SmokeySFW 2h ago
Damn, y'all are ruthless for no reason.
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u/TheCastro 1h ago
Not no reason, they have deep insecurities
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u/SupraChimp 1h ago
Wicked jealous of both parties pictured.
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u/KriegConscript 28m ago
i have a full head of hair, i have no interest in being in infant, and i have no interest in women or in reproducing my genes - you can lie and tell yourself it's all jealousy, or you can acknowledge that he looks fucking stupid in the hat
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u/Lv100Nidorino 2h ago
in 24 years i expect to see the followup picture with 1 more person on the bed
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u/Bubbly_Tea731 1h ago
The only bad thing about it is that the wife didn't join . Although tbf , she might not be that fit at the time.
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u/Competitive_Fee_5829 1h ago
his face makes me irritated and I dont know why. yes the husband and not the baby
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u/luminaux 33m ago
Damn, no respect for a recovering mom. Do it to her and the baby when they get home.
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u/Ok_Carpet_2013 24m ago
This gives me the biggest ick. Your wife just gave birth dude! Get out of the bed!
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u/UnderTheSamE_Moon 3h ago
people here completely ignoring the '5 hours after birth' part. the male could've waited for her to recover but no. it had to be all about him, all about the stupid pic
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u/__lulwut__ 2h ago edited 2h ago
They wouldn't have left the bed without it being cleared by her attendees, and literally every resource I can find right now either say it's a complete non-issue or even beneficial to get up and move a few hours after giving birth. The only caveat being it being longer if she had a c-section, even then you're good after 12-24 hours depending on how you're feeling.
Also, really liking the use of male derogatorily like how incels talk about "females." Classy.
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u/Mrpants_does_art 1h ago
Post history shows that’s literally their whole personality 😂 What a sad existence.
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u/Stone0777 3h ago
Fucking man child. Poor wife and kid.
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u/__lulwut__ 3h ago
How dare a new father take a fun candid photo of him and his kid! The absolute gall!
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u/Rhuarc33 3h ago
The wife obviously found it amusing. So fuck off....kindly
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u/Stone0777 3h ago
Nah I’ll stick around.
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u/Clean_Principle_2368 1h ago
You really shouldn't. I'm betting some time off the internet will help you greatly.
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u/Lizatyree 4h ago
It was worth it